We are Master Chief and the Arbiter! How did we end up as cake toppers?  :(

I suggested they use my sawzall to cut the cake...

The last thing I remember was getting schooled  by  Slim Burble in Halo 3

Fred Dixon. Piano virtuoso!

All in all it's just a..  nother brick in the wall
Thank you Tim & Howard, you guys rock!

I'm family.. You think I would get a better seat than this.

When I distract him, you pull his seat out from under him

Obviously, Joe is up to something

Respect ma  authoritah!

Don't they have surgery for conjoined twins...?

So.... I don't even need to comment on this one.

My niece Kelsee told me I look like the Mafia. I got a pair of cement shoes waiting for her

Hmmm... I could have used that to haul the bride and groom in. Thanks Bryan!

Josh... We are so gonna whip your butt. Prepare to defend yourself!

They do not confront me.. I shall make them pay for their insolence!

Hi Kristen. You look stunning! By the way,
have you seen my chop- sticks
I seem to have misplaced them.

I'm not sure, but I think some physical law is being violated.